theamazingpeterparker:

bradleyc123:

underfundedagony:

British Gay Marriage Commercial

ENGLAND: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT. 

bethosaurus:

Sometimes I wonder if I wouldn’t be better off dead.

You! Definitely not…me eh.  

gunsandmusic:

boyslut:

oh my god 

omg “dancing jew” part !

Maybe this time

I’ll get lucky

Maybe this time he’ll stay.

What the hell did i ever do to love? 

Why does it hate me so?

Why can’t I ever fall for a guy who likes me back, or rather is able to like me back? 

I had 4 amazing dates with a guy. 3 completely non-sexual. We made out, we watched movies. And he just told me…it was all sexual chemistry. There was nothing more there. I can’t. I mean yeah it was only 4 dates. But seriously? You gave me my first fairytale kiss! You’re eyes were tearing up as you told me that we couldn’t be more than just friends with benefits. So why did you say that?  I’m just going to curl back into a ball. Maybe even get drunk. 

Fuck it I’m going to work, today is going to be hard. But I  am going to fake a smile. 

uglycult:

childhood!

"If you read one book a week, starting at the age of 5, and live to be 80, you will have read a grand total of 3,900 books, a little over one-tenth of 1 percent of the books currently in print."

Friday Night. 

I had my first foot-popping kiss. 

He kissed me, and it was as if the entire world melted away…and it was just me and him, OMG, and it wasn’t just the one kiss…every kiss after that was even better. 

SQUEEE! 

just-pixie-dust:

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